used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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