it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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