How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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