I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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