um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
we're so committed to being not committed
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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