Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Randomize
