There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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