why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Randomize