it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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