Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I'm going to jail i love you
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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