He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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