You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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