It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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