david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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