Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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