we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
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