obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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