Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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