You work out of a Hotel?
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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