Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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