Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize
