DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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