So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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