honey bunches of taint.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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