she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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