Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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