I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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