Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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