Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
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