Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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