Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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