The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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