She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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