i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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