And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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