Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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