I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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