your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
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I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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