direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
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