you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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