I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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