508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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