did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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