Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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