after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize