please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I CAN MOONWALK!
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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