Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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