That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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