Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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