lets start a swedish sibling band together
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
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