So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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