I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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